Holy Magic

Private Painting Commission

34,760.00
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Private Painting Commission

34,760.00

FIRE YOUR LIFE COACH, HIRE A PAINTING!

CHECK IT OUT!

I specialize private painting commissions meant to REPEL GHOSTS and do other neat things like: Make you more attractive; More financially abundant; More peaceful; And/or generally happier!
These are tailor-made MIND MAP paintings.

HOW IT WORKS:

1. INTAKE INTERVIEW: In this conversation, you tell me what you'd like to change and/or enhance in your life.

2. CUSTOM LEXICON: I spend a few weeks pumping out a painting that is CODED with a visual lexicon that I develop specifically for you!

3. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY: I consider these paintings Neurological Portraits, a kind of phenomenological computer programming for your physical, spiritual and mental bodies; Subliminal emoticons THAT WILL SHIFT YOUR LIFE.

4. IT WORKS: Once embedded in your space, your painting creates a portal into your subconscious mind to realign the programs that are creating blocks in your life.
It's just science, really! AND it totally works. I've been producing these for private collectors for over a decade.

5. FREE ART HANDLING: Private commissions take from 3 to 10 weeks to complete. I'm happy to offer FREE white glove personal delivery if you live in New York City and FREE Shipping & Handling if you live elsewhere in the world.

Please CONTACT US if you have any questions. This stuff is seriously cool.

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FIRE YOUR LIFE COACH, HIRE A PAINTING!

CHECK IT OUT!

I specialize private painting commissions meant to REPEL GHOSTS and do other neat things like: Make you more attractive; More financially abundant; More peaceful; And/or generally happier!
These are tailor-made MIND MAP paintings.

HOW IT WORKS:

1. INTAKE INTERVIEW: In this conversation, you tell me what you'd like to change and/or enhance in your life.

2. CUSTOM LEXICON: I spend a few weeks pumping out a painting that is CODED with a visual lexicon that I develop specifically for you!

3. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY: I consider these paintings Neurological Portraits, a kind of phenomenological computer programming for your physical, spiritual and mental bodies; Subliminal emoticons THAT WILL SHIFT YOUR LIFE.

4. IT WORKS: Once embedded in your space, your painting creates a portal into your subconscious mind to realign the programs that are creating blocks in your life.
It's just science, really! AND it totally works. I've been producing these for private collectors for over a decade.

5. FREE ART HANDLING: Private commissions take from 3 to 10 weeks to complete. I'm happy to offer FREE white glove personal delivery if you live in New York City and FREE Shipping & Handling if you live elsewhere in the world.

Please CONTACT US if you have any questions. This stuff is seriously cool.